When I saw the post on Full Disclosure, I didn't think much of it. BS
like that is posted here routinely by fools without a life. However, when
I saw it in my rss feed, I realized that eEye's blog got p0wnd by somebody.
Here's my RSS feed:
Technobabylon
Security marketing is what happens when whores turn over their life's work
to people paid to manipulate others
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* Updated: Sat, Apr 21 2007 6:44 AM
Whitehat Manifesto: Life at eEye
By Ross Brown
Cocktard2xw5_2
Hi,
My name is Ross Brown, eEye Squirting Research CEO.
I'm an addict. I'm addicted to the same all-dancing, all-singing crap that
this so-called "security industry" is made of. I sell utterly flawed
products through my company and employ brilliant individuals such as Marc
Maiffret who can't even read. I also work for the company who was behind
Code Red and nowadays pretends to promote "responsible disclosure". We are
nothing but blood sucking animals. We suck the motivation and altruism out
of the really talented people, and turn them into industry whores.
We are the ones making this whole security consultant image. College
degree, responsible individual with a dog and nice family, with a feminist
girlfriend who buys "French donuts" and cracks you up every night. We are
utterly hopeless, and thus we are being owned by crack commandos from
outerspace.
We have tainted the whole thing already. We manipulate people through
press releases, we release "0-day patches" and products that allegedly
protect from the problems that "the bad guys" create. We are the ones who
buy "exploits", information from third-parties and anything that can boost
our market share by spreading fear. We create the problems for the
solutions we sell. But we are retarded enough that our own products are
flawed to their knees. A single look over their source code would cause
you deadly diarrhea. I know this because Tyler knows this.
All we do now is blogging, "podcasting" and utterly gay crap. We would
rather shut the fuck up but we feel like telling the world how bad h4x0rs
are and how they can snap off your cybercock.
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We invented beautiful terms such as "responsible disclosure",
"vulnerability response time", "proof of concept", "penetration testing",
"ethical hacking", etc. We also invented rubber fists, but that's another
story.
I'm a whitehat and this is my manifesto. You may snap off my cock, but you
may not stretch my anus with a rubber fist. You may release your evil
0days or own me with them. I'll stand anyway. Because I have no other
intention than buying CANVAS licenses and IDA Pro (ah, we employ Andre
Protas too, don't tell Ilfak about his leak of IDA Pro 5.0 Advanced to
CRACKLab.ru). I have no other intention than fucking up the real sense
behind this. I have no other intention than building up a industry based
on fear and public relations. Space monkeys have been sent on mission.
Fuck yeah, I pen-test the world, ethically!
Mega_lol
More information: http://technobabylon.typepad.com
In the meanwhile, please contribute to eEye's "Save a Whitehat" campaign
and share your credit card details with us:
Ross Brown
American Express
***********1018 (11/07)
90 Endless Visa
92656, Aliso Viejo, CA
USA
Call me ASAP at my personal phone: +1.9493052343
Erotic line, 10 cents/min. Travesties and goats welcome.
rbrown@eeye.com - 60fdabb8659569b94166592e53876404 (I don't like
threesomes)
Regards.
And here's what you see when you go to the actual blog:
<http://technobabylon.typepad.com/tb/2007/04/whitehat_manife.html>
TypePad: Personal Weblogging Service
Access to the weblog you have requested has been suspended.
So, you folks using Typepad might want to look at little closer at the
code. Looks like there's a 0day out there.
Paul Schmehl (pauls@utdallas.edu)
Senior Information Security Analyst
The University of Texas at Dallas
http://www.utdallas.edu/ir/security/
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