//Written by the all-knowing sooki.
//Distributed under the GPLv2 license.

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

void menu();

bool wee = true;
int weewee = 1;

int main()
{
	cout << "Welcome to Masturbation Tycoon!\n\n";
	cout << "Your name's Bob. You are starting a business.\n"
		<< "The business of masturbation.\n\n";
	
	while (wee)
	{
		menu();
		system("CLS");
		weewee++;
	}

	return 0;
}

void menu()
{
	cout << "Day " << weewee << "...\n";
	cout << "What shall you, the tycoon, do?\n\n";
	cout << "1. Masturbate\n";
	cout << "2. Do something boring, like going to work\n";
	cout << "3. Quit\n\n";
	int choice;
	cin >> choice;
	system("CLS");
	switch (choice)
	{
	case 1:
		cout << "You masturbate.\n\n";
		system("PAUSE");
		break;
	case 2:
		cout << "Nothing good ever happens to you.\n\n";
		system("PAUSE");
		break;
	case 3:
		wee = false;
		break;
	}
}